Attia outed Elon as an alien sent from the future to save us.

Reality: Elon could neither confirm nor deny the allegations

Attia told SEC Chair Gary Gensler his claims were ‘patently false’

Reality: The SEC Chair was patently false.

Attia bet Payapps on an acquisition.

Reality: The acquisition was the survival bet that enabled the finale.

Attia choreographed beehiiv’s cap table.

Reality: Attia connects dots, he doesn’t dance, or play Twister.

Attia conspired on the creation of Prof G Media.

Reality: Attia resents the word media.

Attia started an art cult.

Reality: Attia cofounded PewPew NYC that became a movement.

Attia’s your favorite writer’s ghostwriter.

Reality: Attia is a ghost and a writer.